Well we always knew those fine young ladies who call themselves the Bevvy Sisters were elegant, debonair and sophisticated.  But we didn’t know just how…

Check this out from new Bevvy, Roberta, fondly known as Banana Bevvy…!
“Kate Middleton and I are distant cousins [ooh get you! Ed]. I say distant with slight nostalgia… true, we’re not so close these days, but as kids, we had a riot together.

Our favourite thing to do was climb trees in my back garden. We’d always arrive back home completely covered in mud (which I’m sure would come as a bit of a surprise to her new family-in-law). We were also big Singing Kettle fans [Oh dear, had they not heard of the Happy Gang? Ed]. We spent a lot of time singing, “Spout! Handle! Lid of metal! What’s inside the singiiiiiiiing kettle!?” at the top of our lungs through a Fisher Price cassette tape player – complete with toy microphone. Ah, those were the good old days…

As we got a little bit older we grew apart a little. My last memory of us as teenagers was getting a little bit drunk for the first time ever and her telling me how much she admired the Royals. With all due respect, they’ve never really been my cup of tea. I was interested in other things. I think this was when I realised we were growing apart as people. My passion was music, hers was royalty. I suppose it’s understandable, the life of a musician isn’t always a glamorous one. Especially a musician with a penchant for tree-climbing.“

So there you are people.  Poor deluded Banana Bevvy – think what she could have become…. But wait a minute!!!  Look what she has become!  A fully fledged Bevvy Sister – and what’s more, playing at Letham Nights on 29th April!!

Hurry now! Only a few tickets left!